I’m not dead!
Happy new year, I hope you all had a good time and the what not, I also hope you all got very drunk and saw a few people here and there–if you don’t drink, fuck you and if you don’t celebrate New Years then you’re Chinese. ‘Nuff said.
I’m going to try and explain what I’ve been doing over the past few months in this post, chances are I won’t do it very well, but nontheless I’ve had around 30~ views since my last blog, so I doubt this’ll be read much anyway!
For those of you that don’t know, I’ve been working as a Club DJ for a few months. Now, one of the main things about DJing is that you don’t play pirated music. Evar.
Not so long ago, Lewis sent me this video… Continue reading ‘The best video… evar.’
Yes, that’s right. I’ve only just recovered. I can tell my story up until a point, then it’s down to what other people have told me.
Ash is single again, fuck yeah
Continue reading ‘A small update’
Just a very quick one from me, I’ve just started 6th form and I’m bogged down with work. 6th form’s great. I’ve already found a nymphomaniac, as well as several girls that find me attractive. And yes, the answer to the question you’re all thinking — that is, ‘is he a narcissistic twat’ — is true.
The second day picked up from the first a tad, however we did encounter our mortal enemy for the weekend; the 7″ mud. Yes. I shit you not. On several occasions I nearly went head over heels, gotten stuck or swayed like a piece of paper in the wind.
Since I’m still recovering and can’t really remember the whole of the Leeds fest, I’m going to write it in segments. There are 5 whole parts and they’ll be combined into an epic master piece when I’m done.
So, here goes: Day One. Continue reading ‘Leeds Day One’
So, it’s a few days before the Leeds festival and what better way to spend it other than going and getting pissed in Blackpool?
Continue reading ‘Ash goes to Blackpool… Ash gets death threat’
Don’t you just love house parties? Well, you do on the night and before them, anyway. You tend to hate them the morning after.
