An update.

I’m not dead!

Happy new year, I hope you all had a good time and the what not, I also hope you all got very drunk and saw a few people here and there–if you don’t drink, fuck you and if you don’t celebrate New Years then you’re Chinese. ‘Nuff said.

I’m going to try and explain what I’ve been doing over the past few months in this post, chances are I won’t do it very well, but nontheless I’ve had around 30~ views since my last blog, so I doubt this’ll be read much anyway!

The best video… evar.

Not so long ago, Lewis sent me this video…

Halloween

Yes, that’s right. I’ve only just recovered. I can tell my story up until a point, then it’s down to what other people have told me.

A small update

Ash is single again, fuck yeah

Pig Pen, College and the like

Just a very quick one from me, I’ve just started 6th form and I’m bogged down with work. 6th form’s great. I’ve already found a nymphomaniac, as well as several girls that find me attractive. And yes, the answer to the question you’re all thinking — that is, ‘is he a narcissistic twat’ — is true.

Leeds day 2

The second day picked up from the first a tad, however we did encounter our mortal enemy for the weekend; the 7″ mud. Yes. I shit you not. On several occasions I nearly went head over heels, gotten stuck or swayed like a piece of paper in the wind.

Leeds Day One

Since I’m still recovering and can’t really remember the whole of the Leeds fest, I’m going to write it in segments. There are 5 whole parts and they’ll be combined into an epic master piece when I’m done.

So, here goes: Day One.

Ash goes to Blackpool… Ash gets death threat

So, it’s a few days before the Leeds festival and what better way to spend it other than going and getting pissed in Blackpool?

On House Parties

Don’t you just love house parties? Well, you do on the night and before them, anyway. You tend to hate them the morning after.

The ‘Not-Quite-On-A-Beach-But-A-Beach-Party-Anyway’ Party

I’ve always been one for fancy dress, it’s a good laugh and a decent conversation starter too. That’s why I’d agreed to go to a ‘beach party’ with a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time. Needless to say, only 3 people turned up in a beach-themed costume, the rest of the party goers shown up in normal attire. Well, fuck them. If they don’t want to have a laugh, they suck.